Quite A Beginning

WELL…

I am one of the lucky travelers who had to fly across the country to join the rest at WJMC.  My first flight went from Sacramento to Long Beach, then after an hour and a half layover i boarded the plane destined for Dulles Airport.  I seat myself next by the window and my buddy Steven at my right.  Next to him was a lonely empty seat… but not for long.  In the back of the pack of boarders I see a man with a button up shirt hald on and inside out, definatly not how you nomally board a plane.  I then hear a mild commotion comming from the back of the plane and next thing I know Mr.Drunkmess himself takes the seat next to Steven.  While we discuss how freaked out and nervous we are about the crazy next to us, he asks Steven if he watched vampire movies, never to invite them into your house, and starting rambling on how he was convinced there must be a reencarnation of Elvis on the plane for all the security.  Needless to say those same security members took him off the plane after about 20 minutes.  Happy Traveling!!